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The Phone Show


The Phone Show is a weekly show hosted by RedBoxChiliPepper each Tuesday night from 9pm until 10pm Pacific Standard Time. You can listen to it online, by clicking on one of the listening links on the sidebar. Tune in each week to listen to RBCP’s shitty music, hear him rehash old PLA Radio clips (which were mostly already rehashed to begin with) and occasionally take some calls.

If you can't make it to the live show on Tuesday, be sure to subscribe to the podcast feed at Phone Show Feed.

When the show is on live, call us at (505) 796-4020 or phonelosers.org on Skype! And be sure to hang out in the Phone Loser's TinyChat, to talk with other listeners. If you have any suggestions for the show, contact RBCP.


MUSIC WE PLAY:


Lots of music is played during The Phone Show. Rappy McRapperson is our personal lord and savior and everyone should love his music. Click here to read about Rappy, download all of his albums for free and donate money to him.

We also play PLA music, Symphony of Science, Gregory Brothers, MC Chris, Emergency Pizza Party, and lots more. The sad piano music that you often hear at the end of our show is from the TV show Lost and can be found on the Lost soundtrack. Send RBCP an email if you want to know the name of a song that you hear.


PHONE SHOW ARCHIVES:


The archives include everything except for the commercial music, which is faded out after a couple of seconds. Shows are supposed to last for just 60 minutes, but occasionally they go longer when other DJs don't show up for their shifts or when things are just going completely awesome. If you'd like to listen to even more of The Phone Show episodes, take a look at our archives page.


02-14-2012 - Happy Valentines Day!
  • Join us in Tinychat 24/7!
  • Go be a winner in #phonelosers on the irc.wikkedwire.com server.
  • Thanks for the Spessa soundboard, Legend!
  • Email your "telephone" clip to rbcp@phonelosers.org.
  • Email your landlord's phone number to rbcp@phonelosers.org. Also include an apartment number that we can claim to be in when we call him.
  • Here's a link to Sunday's special birthday show.
  • Wacky Morning DJ, from the PLA book and that old episode of PLA Radio, is ending his wacky morning career this week.
  • The Bomb, from Rappy McRapperson's music, went viral this week.
  • nickbrianwalters.com/PLA/ is Nick's PLA stuff.
  • Legend is a hairy, sexy beast.
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02-07-2012 - Emergency Pizza Party
  • Join us in the #penispump chat room on efnet. Or on Tinychat.
  • Everyone email rbcp@phonelosers.org with sound clips of yourself (or other people) saying "telephone"
  • Thanks for the new background music, Legend!
  • Altalp replaces her Vonage router with a turkey sandwich.
  • Go watch Rappy's show called Lateness
  • RBCP gives up and defaults back to just calling Dominos Pizza.
  • RBCP hereby accepts full responsibility for whatever happens between Tabachi and Chelsea, including stalking, pregnancies, deaths, etc.
  • RBCP suggests that Chelsea's personal anthem be about a girl who's a horrible homewrecker.
  • The Prank Show will be back this Saturday!
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01-31-2012 - Zyklon's Great Ideas
  • The Phone Show starts its very first week on Blue Planet Prank Radio. Thanks Ted!
  • We call up some people who've just gotten new tattoos.
  • Badfish is going to start broadcasting on Wednesdays instead of Fridays
  • Gregulate relays some amazing Zyklon ideas for us
  • There's a new Sundance movie called Compliance, which is about the strip search prank calls that happened a few years ago. Here is the security camera footage from the incident.
  • Toothpaste for Dinner has another awesome idea for a prank call. We attempt to call a few random Openbook people and demand that they hang out with us.
  • Lateness is an old show Rappy McRapperson used to do. There are about a half dozen of them up on that channel now, so go watch them all!
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01-24-2012 - Megaupload Click here to listen to the show Click here to listen to the aftershow


01-10-2012 - Rappy McRapperson, Live in the Studio Rappy McRapperson and Evie and Dandolion live in the studio and Laugh Track Matt on the phone tonight.

  • Rapping on the Mic by Rappy McRapperson is the opening song.
  • PLA is harassing Red Robin on Twitter.
  • All listeners should be in our Tinychat.
  • Some crazy thing happens with incoming calls where I can't pick up the calls.
  • San Francisco PLA meetup sometime soon.
  • Brad and Rappy have been filming a video this week. HERE IT IS!
  • Skullcrusher Mountain by Jonathan Coulton is the ending music
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01-03-2012 - Nothing Cool Happens. Seriously, Nothing.

Thanks for the above picture, Brian Donnnoooogianiate! If you like pranks, then this week's show isn't for you - no pranks really happened. Here are the show notes for the show that happened January 3rd, 2012....

  • Opening music is At Least It Was Here by The 88. (The Community song!)
  • Go to ShmooCon on January 27th to see Skunkworks
  • Fuck Skunkworks, though, go to HOPE and see RBCP instead
  • Ugh, sorry once again for all the background music, everyone. I didn't know it was playing.
  • We fail at a few Car Ding calls.
  • Breaking News: Darkstranger likes turtles
  • The Tinychat mass suicide will be on the last weekend of January.
  • If you want to submit numbers for us to prank, email them to rbcp@phonelosers.org.
  • Someone sets up a Craigslist ad, saying we have computer stuff for sale. Chaos ensues.
  • Ending song is Mother Mother by Tracy Bonham
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12-27-2011 - Happy Birthday Kuraz

  • Tabachi will be live in the studio on Madhouse Live this Thursday.
  • Happy Birthday, Kuraz!
  • I'm giving away buttons as Christmas presents, ONLY IN THE MONTH OF DECEMBER!
  • PLA gets told by Arley-Hay Avidson-Day. No more shirts!
  • Someone sets up a Craigslist ad, saying Brad & Matt have 33 computers for sale.
  • PLA cheers up a lady on Christmas Eve
  • There will be a PLA Radio released soon, probably in early January
  • Tiny bluetooth cameras are here and here.
  • Wood River, IL has bad neighborhoods. Not Brad is the stoned delivery driver.
  • radio.nickbrianwalters.com
  • Everyone go donate monies to fapfutures.com, just like Kuraz. WWKD?
  • In early January, we'll be doing a 24 hour prank call marathon on Cacti Radio.
  • In late January, PLA will be doing a mass-suicide event on our tinychat.
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12-20-2011 - Walmart Photo Centers
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Rappy McRapperson Album Release Party (12-17-2011) This is not an episode of The Phone Show, but it's a special album release party that Cacti Radio threw for the infamous rap superstar, Rappy McRapperson, for his brand new album called Live at the Amway Arena!

Click here to listen to this special event!

Don't forget to visit rappymcrapperson.com to buy the album and other amazing Rappy merchandise. Download the album for free by clicking here. And PLEASE support Rappy's efforts by donating a few bucks to mcrapperson@gmail.com so that he can continue to bring us amazing music to help us fight the man.




12-13-2011 - Just For Trevor
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12-06-2011 - Everyone Attend HOPE Click here to listen to the show or click here for the 4 hour aftershow.


11-29-2011 - The Episode Where Matt Is Just Too Drunk
Click here to listen to Matt be way too drunk.



11-22-2011 - Urine Soaked Pants Click here to listen to this show!Click here to listen to the aftershow!


Not The Prank Show - 11-19-2011 - Car Ding Failures This isn't a Phone Show. I didn't even do a Phone Show this week. But when Rob The Hyena told me that he's not doing The Prank Show last night, me and Samantha decided to seize the airwaves, like true radio pirates, and do our own show in place of his.

We mainly just wanted to call up car ding note people, but none of those really worked out that great. There are still some good pranks in here. Laugh Track Matt was with us too, and Carlito joined for the 2nd half of the show, bringing us some fun UK numbers to call.

Click here to listen to this show


11-08-2011 - The Irony of it All Click here to listen to this show.


11-01-2011 - The Menstruation Station
  • Welcome back to society, Nooganoo!
  • visit our Tinychat so you can see Legend half naked!
  • Shouts to rebel0!
  • There's a new PLA book and you can download free ebooks (both PLA books) at phonelosers.org/book/download. i-hacked forced us into doing ascii art on the cover.
  • RBCP has been trolling the used PLA book prices on Amazon.
  • Blow The Whistle by r0t0rr00t3r
  • Liz Darwin has sent us a ton of phone numbers to call - we will call them in the following weeks.
  • Gregulate attempts to cheat at the TPS Word Game.
  • "Sorry I dinged your car. Call me at 425-TWO FOUR THREE-7565. -Roy" In the show I gave an 814 phone number, but I noticed that I've used that on phonelosers.org several times so it's already on Google. So instead, use this 425 number. Either number works, though. I get messages on both numbers. I just don't want to be as Googlable.
  • Two Dominos Pizza employees burn down a Papa Johns.
  • Carlito isn't dead yet and he's been doing awesome shows every week. Listen on Thursday nights at madhouselive.com.
  • We exploit our new method of talking to 7-Eleven customers.
  • blueplanethosting.us is a good prank call station and they're airing live Madhouse shows now.
  • Rob The Hyena's Prank Show is on Wednesday, hopefully.
Click here to listen to this show!


10-18-2011 - Blog Talk Radio...Again
  • RBCP files a restraining order on Patch
  • RBCP accidentally calls James' wife, then calls to Jessica go nowhere
  • We mob a religious show, then call Legend back
  • Steam Mop company has blocked all calls from Skype
  • Darkstranger's call gets interrupted by a Ford commercial


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10-11-2011 - One Single Prank This show was just nonstop phone ringing and nobody answering, so I edited most of it out. Enjoy the one single phone call in here. And don't you cry tonight, big girl. Click here to download this show.


09-27-2011 - Who Is This?
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09-20-2011 - 411 Operators and Steam Sharks


Jenn badmouths Rob The Hyena's show intro, LTmatt badmouths r0xy's intro, Jenn loves Snus, we want to be technical writers, RBCP fights with kids on a My Little Pony Facebook group, Mr. Spessa tries to make up excuses for why he's quiet, RBCP tries to play Touch Tone Genius but it doesn't work (that's the video up there on top), Xbox Swatters are targeting Microsoft employees, for next week's Movie Night we're watching Wondershowzen, Erin drunk dials and sings Mildred Monday, Q/Patrick gives us a 411 operator backdoor number to call, Legend introduces us to the Shark Steam Pocket Mop, UK Ted tries to get a number in Houston Alabama, TAS 1000, The Rules of Prank Calling, Gene Leonhardt (“You Dun Goofed” dad) dead at 53, download the new PLA 2011 Media Pack, Carlio updates.

Click here to listen!

If you want to hear last week's show, it's here. I didn't put it on the feed for various reasons.

THIS IS A RECORDING!



08-30-2011 - Rail Maze LTmatt and RBCP debate about whether or not Legend is dead, RBCP loves Rail Maze, Night Asylum causes problems at PAX Prime, Dan tells us about some hacker guy we've never heard of, Leo Laporte interviews Kevin Mitnick, PLA was on Tech TV about 10 years ago, read Kevin Mitnick's book, RBCP commands Night Asylum to attend Portland 2600 this week, Jason H. is harassing RBCP's hosts again, Tropical Eats is back, HBB was grounded for being in possession of a PLA book, The Prank Show prank called RBCP at a Carl's Jr. last week, Carlito from Madhouse Live is back!, Jenn has been doing broadcasts on Cacti, Staci has the most amazing idea for a prank ever which RBCP won't tell anyone about, Guy hacks his neighbors and gets sentenced to 18 years.

Click here to listen to this show.


08-24-2011 -The Fun Phone Prank Show RBCP, STACIWILLIAM and Rob do a crossover show tonight, bringing the worst of all of our shows together. Rob plays some insane Twitter complainer calls, nearly giving a man a heart attack, GO FORNICATE YOURSELF! This episode is 2 hours long in order to completely encompass all of the horrible from each of our shows. I can't remember exactly what happened during the 2 hours, but I do remember a few of the pranks centering around technical writing for some reason.

http://www.cactiradio.com/media/tps/thephoneshow.2011-08-24.mp3 is where you'll find the show.

By the time you're finished listening to this episode, you will want to be a technical writer. The background music was provided by The Doubleclicks and is called Technical Writer. You can listen to them on their YouTube and add them to Facebook.


08-16-2011 - Prank Calls Are Getting Violent Evie's friend Johnny is at a Plaid Pantry to buy cigarettes so we try to sabotage that. The intro background music is doubled, thanks to RBCP being too lazy to fix his sound settings, PLA is taking a new direction into being serial killer pranksters, Mermaid Girl freaks out over some Foursquare prank calls, here is her Twitter, here is her website URL that is gone, here is her personal web site, and here is a capture of her post about her Foursquare stalker, Rob The Hyena gets a lot of Facebook requests from fake PLA people, thanks for the free shirt Exploit Hub, help RBCP write a cover letter to send with donated books to Christian schools, email your ideas for letters to rbcp@phonelosers.org, Dan buys billions of PLA books and leaves them lying around flea markets, RBCP and a JonBenet newspaper at Defcon, Skunkworks did a Bitcoin talk at Defcon, a 7-Eleven gets flash mobbed, Gregulate blows our minds with a trick to find out who views our Facebook - here is the link to view them, The Game causes a phone mob against a Compton police department, tons of SWATs and violent flash mobs are happening lately, Carlito from Madhouse Live update.

Click here to listen.


08-09-2011 - Defcon 19 Wrapup
LTmatt, Rob The Hyena, RBCP, Staci, Jenn


Soundcheck with Domino's Pizza, sound problems make the background intro music echo, we say crude things about Chris Ellerbeck's mom, Scanner Mel tries to run the show, prank calls to hotel guests are played throughout the show, we don't talk about the bag of piss, we badmouth Rob The Hyena a lot, people in the Defcon Forums hate us now, Rappy McRapperson calls in, LTmatt groped Staci a lot at Defcon, Staci makes crazy accusations at RBCP,




Here's a video of the PLA Wave:



Here's a video of RBCP creeping out Jenn:


This update on phonelosers.org has a bunch of Defcon stuff on it, including pictures and links to things.

Click here to listen to The Phone Show.


07-26-2011 - Defcon is Next Week! MC Lars daughters like to drink, Staci shouts at phractal, anyone listening live is supposed to be watching Tinychat, RBCP is afraid of porn, Staci complains forever about trying to get to Defcon (you can donate money to her going to Defcon fund by PayPaling any amount to rbcp@phonelosers.org), no Phone Show next week because of Defcon, RBCP plays a dumb voicemail, Rob The Hyena might be doing a live Prank Show from Defcon, 2 roxys call in, we prank call Wendy who complains about Comcast. She tweets the next day, "Pranked by an internet radio station last night impersonating @comcast cust. service...Called at 1am and insulted me for slagging @comcast." Legend's message to Kelly resulted in a tweet reading "@unitedairlines Your rude "customer service" msg from "Bob" at 10:45pm is not helping to change my opinion of you. Plus I need a # to call." Everyone bring your PLA book to Defcon with you!

Seriously, Staci would like to go to Defcon and wants to shamelessly beg you for donations to help her get there. That way the entire Cacti Radio staff (okay, fine, minus Carlito) will be at Defcon! PayPal anything you want to rbcp@phonelosers.org. As of this writing, donations are up to $45 and she still needs another $200. If she doesn't make it to Defcon, RBCP will refund all donations.

Click here to listen to the show!


Click here to listen to the aftershow!



03-29-2011 - Girlfriend Wanted: Matt and Rob, RBCP attempts to curb all the people calling in for old shows that play on Cacti Radio, Rickrolled, as usual, Jammie rickrolls RBCP live at his house, afterthetone.org, tinychat.com/phonelosers, guy calls in about the PALA site, JASON H. is trying to shut down Cacti Radio, Badfish has been cleaning his garage forever, Thanksgiving Sucks by Rappy McRapperson, Samatha and Laugh Track Matt will be at Notacon giving out Cacti Radio buttons, hi afreak, Gregulate demands that we call Zombie Mildred, a lady calls in for Pokemon cards, Samantha Calls the girlfriend wanted guy, people in South Africa aren't allowed to listen to our show anymore, Gregulate says this is our worst show ever, everyone makes fun of RBCP for caring about something to do with home phones (Cobra Bluetooth Lynx), our favorite episodes of Lost, What City Please by Redbox and the Chilipeppers.


03-22-2011 - Gnnr and Evie: Stillbirths, Vista, Seizures and Jason H., Gregulate has a new show soley to compete with The Fun Show, Firefox 4 is good for crashing Flash, another Phone Show anniversary, an Evie anniversary, William Shatner's birthday, afreak drinks milk in bags, Brandy is confused, Jamie is grouchy, wooden eagle, walkers, we test out Evie's princess phone, update on Jason, everyone tells stories.


03-15-2011 - Tsunami: The length of our intro is out of control, r0xy thinks everything RBCP does is copying her, it's the 2 year anniversary of TPS, Samantha thinks random items from her personal life are breaking news, hi Mr. Bishon, Rappy McRapperson's Pearl Harbor video, Verizon Wireless users get free calling to Japan, fuck you news guy!, Pokemon battle, some selfish guy calls in about an ad, ROXY HAS SNOT COMING OUT OF HER NOSE, Thefinn93 made reddit.com/r/phonelosers, The Fun Show is Wednesdays at 4am Eastern, FCC cracking down on cell phone jammers, someone is trying to make streaming videos illegal, go buy PLA stuff to help pay for the 50 dollar soundboard that RBCP bought for the show, omghax.net is about to lose its domain name so send r0xy some money, flamoot breaks Skype, the government interferes with our show to silence flamoot, Rappy McRapperson calls.

Click here for the aftershow where RBCP doesn't realize music is playing in the background the entire time!


03-08-2011 - Jason H: Heywood and Cyko join me for a show where we talk about nothing but our old nemesis Jason H. from back in the days of messedup.net and major-losers.com. Curtis Lee Jones (www.phonelosers.org/curtis_lee_jones/), Heywood gives us history about Jason and tells us how it all started, Micah (www.phonelosers.org/rip/micah/), HI RAPPY! (www.rappymcrapperson.com), Link and ANTSF and r0xy call in.

Not only is there an aftershow this week, but there is also a preshow!
03-01-2011 - The Rise of Zombie Monday: Thanks for the title, ANTSF! Jessica and Anne join RBCP in the studio, Tombstone calls in and we call up an ice cream parlor prank, based on some weird lie Tombstone told me about ValentiMe's Day, a manager actually lists ice cream flavors in alphabetical order for us, Samantha is a horrible person, Anne does NOT like to eat maneggs, Da Da Da by Trio, we call a complainer that Rob the Hyena called earlier in the day about his bad experience at Home Decor, then the same for a lawyer who complained about his Xbox problems but he doesn't answer, Mildred Monday is back from the dead thanks to Aikison, we call up New Mildred and try to reshingle her house with red shingles from New Zealand, I premiere my new hit single to Laugh Track Matt, Matt thinks it costs $40 to fly to Vegas, DA DA DA!


02-22-2011 - You're Crappin' on my Balls: On today's show we're giving away a Core 2 Duo computer! Rob the Hyena created a PLA themed icon for an Apple app called Phone Log, Jim Bayless is dead but nobody knows who he is, we call some Twitter complainers, deathsyph is the coolest dude ever, a guy deletes a tweet for us, R0xy is one of those dumb Foursquare check-in people, gnnr talks about politics, Samantha tries to cheer up Cody, Rob tries to reach out to a Geico customer, RBCP is adorable, Jessica puts a customer on the phone, OhEmGee puts the F.U. in FUN, Canadians are horrible people. Want to hear the 2.25 hour aftershow? Well here it is!


02-15-2011 - Who's Going to Defcon?: Frank is calling from Germany and it's 6:00 there, Jammie and CK are listening tonight and MIGHT actually call into the show, Rob the Hyena made an iPhone/Android app for Cacti Radio (m.cactiradio.com), Brad thinks Erin is calling, Jammie is getting wrong numbers on her phone, guy calls about our minivan, CK's call into an AM station in Vancouver, who's going to Defcon, r0xy hates TPS, facebook.com/thesamantha


02-08-2011: Someone places about a billion Craigslist ads for us that we mostly ignore, gnnr loses his iPhone charger, OhEmGee has a page for The Fun Show, Matt keeps talking about someone named roxy, Chris Ellerback still thinks soundboard pranks are funny, a power outage is killing some lady's Farmville crops, we talk about the Cap'n Crunch interview, PrankNet's James Tyler Markell goes to jail for his prank call on a restaurant, a guy from New Mexico complains that we never visit Roy, a weird giggling lady calls about a car, music is by MC Shammers - Man Meat, reddit is down!, but it's not, Brad attempts to recreate his BBQ restaurant prank from r0xy's show, movie night was Freejack this week, Ohio crash footage is on YouTube, Brad has to quit for a WoW raid, Matt promotes his website fakenames.com.


02-01-2011 - Thunder Snow: R0xy will be interviewing Cap'n Crunch, Brad wants to do just a 15 minute show, LTmatt got condoms taken off a shelf at a store, Tombstone and Brad talk about the Christian conf they participated in, the podcast feed is broken, Virginia's husband won't let us talk to Virginia, Brad is taking over Madhouse this week, apparently things are happening in Egypt, read Cyanide and Happiness (http://www.explosm.net/comics/2313/), Joel's Grouchy Old Man song, LTmatt doesn't approve of what OhEmGee named her show, we call Egypt, Cacti Radio headquarters calls in and tells us we're supposed to be shut down, gnnr pranks a hospice, we get cactused, the podcasts get listened to a lot, Chicago had thunder snow, Tombstone hangs up so we talk smack about him.


01-25-2011 - Drink Your Water: New intro to complete with R0xy's show, Gordo haxs his way onto the show, Brad interviews a celebrity to compete with R0xy's show, full penetration, Rappy McRapperson's attorney calls in to talk about water dick (www.rappymcrapperson.com), more book interviews, Hyena is sticking it to the man, AT&T YOU WILL ad predictions from 1993 (www.urlesque.com), Brad plans to pirate Get Lamp (www.getlamp.com), death from a cell phone explosion, Verizon Wireless customers are getting texts that say 'Please make a voice call to 911. There is no text service to 911 at this time.' which is some kind of Facebook hack, gnnr is in Brad's state and refuses to visit, Cactus Freestyling, more interview attempts, touch tone freestyling, FakeRichard Cardo has a Twitter now (www.twitter.com/detectivecardo) and a Facebook (www.facebook.com/detectivecardo), Tombstone arranges an artificial insemenation with Rappy.

Here is the aftershow. Highlights include SOMEONE doing an awesome tech support prank as a cell phone company rep at about 35 minutes. You must listen to at least that. Seriously - go listen to that part. Listen for the whole 10 minutes. DO IT. And drink your water.


01-11-2011 - Happy Birthday R0xy: Skunkworks is mean, someone hates Boots and Boys, RBCP doesn't understand the weird noise coming from his MacBook, fake courthouse guy leaves a message for TPS, Tombstone wants me to call Dick Rawe, Tombstone smokes, Big Beef Bueno Podcast is coming back so RBCP can play a Rappy McRapperson interview, late breaking news from HR about tricking 7-Eleven into not selling beer, apparently penis inspection day is entirely normal in grade schools, The Benny Calls, The Corndog Man was on PLA Movie Night, youtube.com/prankycallz, The Monster Squad should be next week's movie, happy 41st birthday R0xy, Tombstone has FexEx employees listening to the show, RTF makes a birthday ode to R0xy's birthday (youtube.com/robtfirefly), RBCP's iPhone is suddenly seeing name Caller I.D., tinychat.com/cactiradio, RBCP calls some Facebook people with new phone numbers, don't piss off Tombstone or he'll come there and suck your dick, sittingnow.co.uk did an interview with RBCP.


01-04-2011 - Red Carpet to Rape: We're taking over Carlito's show again, Legend survived, mental health hotline, poor Dino, Tombstone says hi to snowball, tinychat.com/cactiradio, we got Deter fired, Tombstone likes to chat with Legend while he's having sex, Brent Deterding (Myspace, Facebook), Skunkworks tells us the latest mundane details of his life, notxmania has breaking news about the FCC, pray for Roxy to get her job at Verizon, shoutout to Roxy's mom, RBCP tries to get Playboys back on the shelf at 7-Eleven, a red carpet to rape, Callen has a dumb hat, Houston guy wants a PLA audio book, Callen won't sign a release form.